Jokes

1 What kind of cheese melts on a piece of matza to make a passover pizza?

2 Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

3 How are men like UFOs?

4 Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of Michael Jackson?

5 What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?

6 What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

7 Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

8 Why do blondes wear their hair up?

9 What is the Taliban's national bird?

10 Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?