Halloween

Halloween

What I am going to do for Halloween is, I am gonna put my costume on and go out trick or treating for free candy, then we are gonna go back to my house and scare kids till they pee them self’s, then when the night is over we will go home and stay up all night eating candy and drinking pop while watching scary movies all night then Sunday morning I will probably be sick which will ruin my day. We will watch all the scary movies I own then anyone’s that we like that are on TV I hope this Halloween is gonna be better than all the other ones I’ve had in the past.

My Halloween costume is gonna be Jason from Friday the 13 and Freddy vs. Jason I will have his giant machete and his sweet hockey mask then I will have his ripped up cloths then I will pop out of bushes and scare the little kids and start chasseing them like in the movies . That’s my favorite Halloween costume and my Halloween costume this year because I have seen every Friday the 13th movie so I wanna try and dress up as Jason to scare kids. Jason Is my favorite horror character because the way he kills people and the way he is dressed is sweet.

I love all candy if they don’t have penutbutter in them I mainly like Hershey and Milky Way’s. My one Nabors gives me and my bro a bag of candy because my parents are really good friends with them they give us like every candy and put like 20 bucks each in the bags. Then most of the Nabors give big candy bars out so we get a lot of good candy that we will eat all in one night. So I wanna get a lot of candy so we have it to last us all night so we can get all hyper while we watch the movies and stay up all night it will be fun.

Halloween originated from the British Isles out of the Pagan Celtic celebration of Samhainm, it’s been out as long as 5 b.c, its be leaved that spirits rose from the dead and mingled with the living on this day. In 1840s Halloween came to America during the immigration and then scattered all across the U.S. The name originally came from the word All Hallows' Evening then over years the name became Halloween.

My favorite scary movie is Friday the 13th because my favorite horror character is Jason from Friday the 13th, some of my other favorite scary movies are Halloween, and nightmare on Elm Street and those are all my favorite horror movies.

A Perfect Day

My perfect day is when I wake up at 9, take a nice warm shower get dressed. Have my parents take me to McDonalds for breakfast and get cinnamon rolls, 2 sausage egg Mc muffins, and some orange juice then I will eat it nice and slow and enjoy every bite so I don’t forget all the good flavors in the sandwich because that’s the last time I’ll ever have McDonalds so I want to remember the last time I had my favorite breakfast. Then I will go play football, soccer, and baseball with my friends for a couple of hours I will enjoy every last second of hanging out with my friends playing sports with I wish would never end.

Then we will go to subway I will get a cold cut sandwich loaded with lettuce and pickles my favorite lunch ever so ill get two so I can eat them both nice and slow so I can remember all the flavor in it and that it is my favorite sandwich with a coke my favorite pop I will always remember the last time I ate subway my favorite lunch. Then I’ll go home play my Xbox for about a half hour. Then I will go get some pizza with pepperonis, and bread sticks from little Caesars because that is my favorite pizza to eat, I love the flavor so I will savor the pizza when I eat it in my mouth so I don’t forget the awesome flavor they put in the pizza.

Then I will take my family out to the movies to see zombie land because I liked than movie a lot and want to see it a second time then by the time the movies over it will be 9, I will take my family out to eat to red robin and get milkshakes and a lot of food so we stuff ourselves, I will get a red robin chicken burger my favorite burger to eat. I will eat my burger and drink my milkshake and savor it all because that will be the last time I ate for the rest of my life and I want to get every flavor out of every bite of my burger and ever sip of my milkshake. Then I will go back home it will be 11 then I will call all my friends and family and say good bye so I make sure they don’t forget me. That will be my perfect day and that’s the way I would like to spend it.

Jokes

1 What kind of cheese melts on a piece of matza to make a passover pizza?

2 Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

3 How are men like UFOs?

4 Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of Michael Jackson?

5 What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?

6 What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

7 Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

8 Why do blondes wear their hair up?

9 What is the Taliban's national bird?

10 Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

In 10 Years

I will be living in an apartment with my friends because I’d rather live in an apartment with friends than in my parent’s basement with friends. So we all will have an equal amount to pay each month so we don’t get kicked out and have to move in with my parents then they will make me have to pay rent and always nag at me when I have the day off to help my dad around the house.
We will try and get an apartment by a store for food so we don’t have to drive long distances for food. I would like to stay in Michigan because that’s where all our family live so we want to stay close to them. I will be using my car to get a round unless there is somewhere close that I can just walk to so I don’t waste gas money on stuff that I can just walk to in 5min. I will use my car to drive out of state if I need to so I don’t spend one thousand bucks on an air plane so I don’t waste a lot of cash.
I would like to work for a business that pays 40thousand a year. I would like my job to be in state so I don’t have to move because all my friends will be living here in Michigan and I would have to move for work and I would not like to do that so I can see my friends without traveling. I would like to earn enough money so I could move into my own house but still close to my job and friends so I can keep in touch without living with friends, and family.
In my spare time I will be hanging out with my friends and work buddies, going to my parents to visit, hanging out with my bro to catch up on things about his live try and do those during the weekends. During the week I would probably just get a part time job that pays so I can make more money a week when I have the day off or I will just stay home and hangout ill hang out with my friends.